







Market Bullish Following DiNapoli Acquisition 6/20/32
By Alex Felsner, Republic News
TANTRIL, ANKAA—For the second straight day, markets throughout the Republic
of the Sphere, including the benchmark Republic Stock Exchange (RSE) based on
Mallory’s World, and Earth’s stalwart New York Stock Exchange (NYSE), have risen
to all-time highs. Thanks in no small part to Jacob Bannson’s acquisition of DiNapoli
Enterprises and fueled by a continuing period of economic prosperity, traders in every
major market are reporting huge gains.
“Face it,” says market analyst Holden Pettigrew, “the markets love Bannson. If he’s
happy, the markets are up, and he’s not happy unless the markets are up.”
The markets opened an average of 10 percent higher the morning after Bannson
announced the DiNapoli acquisition, followed by another 8-percent spike a day later
when the corporate maverick announced yet another predicted profit increase in the
second and third quarters—including within the recently floundering DiNapoli
divisions.
Bannson wasn’t surprised at all. “I knew that DiNapoli had the potential to blossom.
All it needed was a logistical base that could handle that potential.”
The only losers, if there have to be any, are in the medical sector. While heavy
industry and entertainment are making double-digit gains, the medical industries are
gaining only a few paltry points.
“I guess the happier people are, the less they need fixing,” says Bannson, a man also
heavily invested in med-tech. “If the price for happiness is less visits to the doctor,
then call me satisfied.”





